Quiet Ops
incident management, minus the theater

The best pitch we have is our changelog.

No vision deck. Here's what we shipped in the last six weeks — this pace is the product.

v2.41 · JUL 18

Auto-silence flapping alerts

An alert that fires and resolves 4× in 10 minutes gets grouped and muted with one summary line. On-call sleep is a feature now.

v2.40 · JUL 09

Postmortems that write their own timeline

Every page, ack, deploy, and Slack thread lands on the incident timeline automatically. You add the thinking; we did the typing.

v2.39 · JUN 27

Escalation dry-run

Test the whole on-call chain at 2 PM instead of discovering the typo at 2 AM. Found a dead phone number in 31% of first runs.

v2.38 · JUN 14

Status pages readable by humans

Plain-language templates with enforced honesty: no “degraded performance” without saying what's degraded, for whom.

Ship-rate, in numbers
142 releases in 12 months · median request-to-ship: 9 days
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